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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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thiccc edition


old thread

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Rice Fucker


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>she looks terrible with or without heels.


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Who else a veteran in the ASMR community?

ITT We reminisce the content creators of yesteryear


VeniVidiVulpes (remember when she was new)








CARA hypnosis vids

Nancy Today



shit niggaz

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yeah and she also knows that i know your fuck mother more than you know your own right hand


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what a waste of dubs.




2008 here. Get at me.


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My very first intentional video I looked up.


Damn I remember when SoundSculptures was one of the top channels back then. How times have changed.

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You have two daughters.

One day, your daughters come home and tell you they need to talk to you.

One says, "Daddy, I am a Stripper."

The other whispers, "Daddy, I am an ASMRtist."

Which makes you more ashamed?

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You can always remind him that his daughter is a Rice Fucker.



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Christ he posts like a 14 year old on fb.



Now we know from whom Heather inherited retardation.



Stripper: Congratulate her on paying her own way through college.

ASMRtist: Disown and disinherit.

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ITT: we post top-tier korean asmr qts

starting the thread off right with the #1 qtest asmrtist, our girl Dana



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I would leave you unconscious on the sidewalk if I heard you say this shit IRL tbh



>implying you leave your parents house



scrawny gook, you're not going to do anything but whine


>2 weeks later

>come back to check on my thread

>losers using it to post their unrelated crappy maymays



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speaking of asmr…….suna is putting out a lot of good videos lately


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Get well soon Glow-chan!

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I'm not Sharon but i agree with you.


When will she realize she should pull a sock or a cap on the yeti for softer sounds?


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Does her incisors missing or what?



pretty sure she has her laterals but not the canines



She needs porcelain veneers.

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Why anyone gives this stupid bitch money in the first place I don't understand

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I can't wait until sex robots and artificial wombs are invented. Then we can all 3DPD women and have robot waifus who never talk and fuck us for free 24/7.


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One day our dreams will come true. One day.



Why you guys like her she is not even cute …



She's not cute, she's sexy: the sexiest of all ASMRtists.


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Her downward spiral is moe~

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God tier:

Good tier:

Mediocre tier:

Bad tier:

Shit tier:

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>you will never find a ASMR video of someone whispering to you about GNU/Linux, free open source software & the evils of proprietary software ;_;


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I actually got great asmr from this unbuntu GAMERGURL many moons ago.




You: Homosexual

Your dad: Homosexual

Your dog: Gay for pig cock


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Please please please, does anyone have any videos of asmr2n4 from her patreon?

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c'mon please!



They're trash, dude. The shtick is funny at first but it gets old quick.


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ASMR2n4's clothed body is infintely superior to that gook's.

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>favourite band is my chemical romance


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she has italian and german ancestry


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That's Sephardic and Ashkenazi ancestry.



I'll still watch her daisy improvs. After all it's not really her r-right




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why are you so lovely April? :((((

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>would reject lovely april

you are no friend of mine



Marry the one you love. Bang the ho's.



How many hos do you bang



All of them.



Oh Mr. Norris, I didn't recognize you.

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More pictures of her please!

(innocent whispers Lucy)

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Her nose is fine tho.


One of the cutest noses I every saw actually


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My Waifu!


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kill marry fuck

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You got the order exactly right.

Kill Heather - fat, low-quality genetics (always sick), irritating nails-on-a-chalkboard pixie voice.

Marry Maria - awesome tits but raised with conservative Russian family values. Would be a great mother to your children.

Fuck Ally - too much of a raging attention seeker to stay with, but holy fuck so hot. I want to ravage her anus and tell her to call me her dead brother.


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>I want to ravage her anus and tell her to call me her dead brother.






Except most incels that talk about it consistently, short of having some severe disfigurement or genetic disorder, are incels because of themselves and themselves alone. Whether it be because they don't take care of themselves physically/hygienically, they don't practice any kind of human interaction skills and come off as a major autismo and make people uncomfortable, have unrealistic standards or standards way out of their depth, etc.

It's not like it's some tragic disease where they deserve pity because they're too incompetent to manage to get somebody to let them penetrate. If they're not willing to accept that it's them, or not willing to self-improve to help their chances, then they don't need to be big whinebags about it.



gtfo sagefag

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Holy fuck

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calling england bollywood

>hey /pol/



There's nothing /pol/ about it. Shes lived in India and speaks Hindi. Thats clearly where her affection for Indian people came from.



>affection … came from

not like india was a colony of england



Who said it wasn't?


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He's done you again!

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Is she asian? She's so qt, I wanna suck her toes.


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I agreed with you until towards the end of your post. There are a lot of people in the world and nice girls out there. You just have to put yourself out there in the right places for them to find you or you to find them. I'd say it's pretty equal in terms of chances of finding a nice girl to finding a nice guy. You don't see or notice the ones keeping to themselves or not going out drinking every other day.



>There are a lot of people in the world and nice girls out there.

That's true, but not significant. In other words, it's true but it's not proving the point you think it's proving.

It's like saying there are lottery winners out there. It's true. You could fill whole stadiums with lottery winners. But here's the thing, if I claim that buying lottery tickets isn't a good strategy for my future financial success, then telling me, "there are winning tickets out there! You just have to believe! Keep trying! Keep buying them!" ←- that's not really helping me.

In my post in >>23870 I said:

>girls like her used to be the rule, not the exception.

I'm not saying, "this doesn't exist" any more than I would say, "there are no winning lottery tickets." I know they exist. What's sad is that due to changes in our culture, what used to be common enough to be worth looking for is now so rare that only a fool would waste his life looking for it.

If I happen to luck out and meet a nice girl, then absolutely I will do everything I can to attract her and to keep her. I will treat her well. I will be the best man I can be. None of what I've said in any way precludes the (remote) possibility that I'll meet a nice girl.

On the other hand, if I do nothing but hope and "believe in magic" then I'll go my whole life being a lonely virgin idolizing anime girls. That's not a workable plan for happiness any more than buying lottery tickets is a workable plan for financial success.

So I meet girls and I practice "pickup" (because it takes practice) and sometimes it works and I can fuck them. Inevitably, they are trite, annoying, disloyal, and immature. But I don't get mad when I see that side of them, because I accept reality - this is the way they are in our culture today.



>But I don't get mad when I see that side of them, because I accept reality - this is the way they are in our culture today.

Doesn't have to be. I see the pendulum swinging the other way.

Personally, I cut girls off immediately after fucking them. They get mad as fuck, tell me they were "catching feelings", post pics on Insta with other dudes then delete them, etc.

I've met a few genuine sweethearts but I wasn't ready to spit game to them. I am now though because I've learned to vibe with wholesome people well.


>check her stream

>gets angry over video games enough to swear publicly










>Doesn't have to be.

Oh yeah, I can agree with that. There's a great quote by thoreau I like:"We are conscious of an animal in us, which awakens in proportion as our higher nature slumbers." He's saying that you can be a better person, but you have to work at it. The easy path, the natural path, leads you to being an animal, basically.

I'm not a christian, but I think that a combination of moderate Christianity, a homogeneous high-IQ/highly-social population, nationalism, and prosperity, all contributed to the culture the US had for a few generations - that culture I referenced in >>23870 - people (women) were better then because they made an effort to be. The culture that I see today is all "easy path" narcissism. They're not trying to be good. They are following their base needs just like animals do - just like Thoreau predicted. The best example of this is sex:when they feel horny, they fuck. "Why not?" they ask. They literally don't even consider not doing it.

You're right. It doesn't have to be this way. But this is the reason it is this way.

>I see the pendulum swinging the other way.

I don't think a pendulum is the right metaphor. If you've lost your way, if you're off the path, then going a different direction, even the opposite direction, isn't necessarily getting you back on the path. When you're lost, and wandering into a wasteland and dying, you can't just say, "okay the pendulum is swinging the other way"

You really have to identify where you left the path. Something fundamental about your perspective has to change. It's not enough to want to be back on the path. You have to see where you left it. If I'm right about the particular combination of things (christianity, high-IQ, etc) that combined to produce the "good" culture (and I have no proof I'm right, it's just my opinion), then you would literally have to have a lot of people saying things like, "it was a mistake to abandoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Her name was "Luna's Nighttime Tingles" and said video was a masterpiece. Like so many other young ASMRtits, Luna couldn't handle all of the attention from thirsty fanboys. She deleted her channel and went into hiding, off the radar now.




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