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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

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 No.17764[Reply]

This board is filled with horny virgins. Obviously that isn't breaking news or anything, this is 8chan after all, so what is my point?

The post is that this is /asmr/ but all that you'll find here are horny idiots fawning over every single attention whore online.

Some of us actually listen to asmr for various reasons and want to discuss it and find some good content that isn't "mommy tucking you into bed, changing your diaper and kissing your ears".

Yall niggas need some, Massageasmr, Ephemeral Rift, RaffyTaphy etc.

Male asmrArtists put so much more work into their videos. Of course there are some exceptions, but that's not the point I'm trying to push.

Ya'll niggas need to jack off and chill out with some real ASMR.

Also, who's your favorite male ASMRartist?

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 No.17769

>>17768

Does your boyfriend ever get jealous when you listen to other men softly whispering in your ears?


 No.17770

>>17769

>when you lose an argument so you just use the same one twice

S-surely I'll get him this time.


 No.17779

Almost


 No.17900

>>17767

>Who is Bill MaxVoxPax


 No.18588

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 No.18576[Reply]

I used to tolerate that big chin slut but then I found out that she is hardcore libtard. That's why Youtube is not on my whitelist.

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 No.18578

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 No.18580

File: 7837933369323a9⋯.jpg (236.49 KB, 936x598, 36:23, Untitled.jpg)

mentally enslaved liberal morons

(btw, she can't collect more than 100$ on her Patreon)


 No.18584

File: a2ace10228a25d9⋯.jpeg (128.75 KB, 750x757, 750:757, 15876132_369984863362148_….jpeg)

>>18580

What an idiot.

Who's taking away any of their rights? What are they even protesting against?

No one knows.

They just get off on bitching and want to feel like they're part of something big.

They want to feel important, not by getting a job and working hard of course, that takes too much effort, but by going out on the street and yelling, "I'M A WOMYN HEAR ME ROAR!!!"

She obviously has no idea what she's talking about. She just saw pic related somewhere and thought she'd sound smart and educated repeating it.

Btw, I don't even know who this bitch is. I haven't seen any of her videos. I was just going to comment on how repulsive she looked, but then I saw she was a fucking retard as well.


 No.18586

Can't you just say you disagree with her without calling her an idiot? It's really immature. I'm not sure what rights they think they're marching for either, but I completely understand being afraid of potential changes in law or governmental policy due to an unrestrained republican agenda . I can admire her passion whether or not I disagree with her. Can't you?


 No.18587

But her asmr is pretty good. P. S. Any dirt?




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 No.18472[Reply]

new family dollar lauren southern thread

mods deleted the other one

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 No.18557

>>18479

Can you remember the post number or the URL of the previous thread? I think it's more likely that the OP deleted it themselves. As you can see from the board log linked below, a lot of users end up removing their own posts. I certainly didn't delete it, at least, and I doubt very much that the previous BO would have been responsible. All I've been removing since I took over is spam. I'm pretty committed to freedom of speech on this board. I even took to anchoring the pedo threads instead of outright deleting them.

https://8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=asmr


 No.18575

>>18557

http://8ch.net/asmr/res/18003.html

I actually am the OP of the previous thread (not this one). I didn't remove it though, for sure about that.


 No.18579

>>18472

>calling her bf

throw this girl in the trash. also

>ywn see lauren southern asmr


 No.18583

>>18575

Thanks. It's interesting that there's no log entry for #18003. Since nobody (BOs, vols, and regular users) can delete anything without it being recorded there, my best guess would be that the thread's disappearance resulted from the general site trouble 8chan was having earlier this week. I think the timing would have been about right.


 No.18585

>>18583

thanks for clearing it up, guess it's a bug.




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 No.16878[Reply]

holy shite. I guess pelagea is now officially the hottest ASMR chick in town. And also my waifu.

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 No.17879

>>17875

Yes that is her Russkie comrade Valeriya. Fuck it, I need dual citizenship with Russia.


 No.17884

>>17879

Do they both live in the same city?. I had the impression that Pelagea lives in Germany and Valeriya lives in Russia.


 No.17888

>>17884

Aren't they both RUS though? I don't know how far they go back together outside of their one colab.


 No.18574

I like that blyat.


 No.18582

>>17884

They are both Russian living in Germany yes. She seems to know all the German and Russian ASMR chicks.




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 No.16609[Reply]

Get well soon Glow-chan!

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 No.17936

>>17806

Is this a sequel to her last roleplay?


 No.17949

>>17936

The Willy Wanke?


 No.17998

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>>17949

Nah I mean the last one she did that alien sparkly roleplay.

This new one didn't give me too much ASMR but shes's still pretty to watch.


 No.18573

she's fucking jew


 No.18581

>>18573

She looks iranian tbh.




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 No.16826[Reply]

Who is this girl? She only has her youtube channel? She was called Chinese asmr now is ASMR xuan

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 No.17834

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just like my hentai


 No.18081

>>17813

But is anon making allegations or is it wishful thinking?


 No.18082

>>18081

Maybe a little of both?

I know I'd like to see a qt trap doing ASMR vids…


 No.18321

>>18082

eh…. youtube: Connie Asmr


 No.18572

I prefer Lolo.




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 No.18045[Reply]

wtf I want to breed now

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 No.18524

>>18487

I didn't know that, but I'm glad I know how to call it as I see it.

Women with PCOS are notoriously unstable, PCOS results in abnormal androgen ratios in women, every woman I've ever known with PCOS has been a basket case.

Fuck, don't date.


 No.18566

>>18416

go to starbucks in burgerland and most are SJWs


 No.18567

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>>18447

>thinking Bardock is Goku


 No.18570

>>18471

I think you'll find that's *my* ear.


 No.18571

>>18570

she whispers things in MY ear. is she a whisper whore?




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 No.18521[Reply]

is she dare I say, our girl?

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 No.18558

She used to be good until she sold out.


 No.18559

>>18521

Probably just some ditz that thought that Shadilay had something to do with being anti trump instead of being trolled and memed upon by esoteric kekists.


 No.18562

>>18559

This. She's quite clearly liberal.


 No.18568

>>18521

A girl who looks like she is Thalmor will never be


 No.18569

Somebody go ruin it for her.




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 No.9161[Reply]

why is she so innocent and pure bros?

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 No.18504

File: b536688c8ea1c18⋯.jpg (245.5 KB, 601x601, 1:1, 1470773775951.jpg)

>>18502

STOP IT


 No.18554

>>18502

Don't stop, keep posting

>>18504

Butthurt cry some more


 No.18560

>>9161

Guaranteed she's not, if you think so, you're delusional. She looks like she enjoys anal.


 No.18564

Jesus Christ, who gives a fuck? You're never going to meet her or anything.

Why do you even care what she does or likes??? It's just some random whore on the internet, ffs.


 No.18565

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>>18564

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anyone got some autistic screeching asmr vids?




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 No.18127[Reply]

Why aren't you listening to Tiffany's ASMR Corner anon?

-Intelligent

-Cute and bubbly

-Organized and motivated

-Still has low fan base

She needs to do a mommy video right now!

 No.18328

I cant she looks to much like a girl I know


 No.18329

>>18127

finally! a boring cunt whispering about boring shit! that's exactly what we needed! I've never seen such a wonderful idea carried out so professionally!


 No.18335

>>18127

she looks way too gookish. I would rather napalm than fuck


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 No.18563

>>18329

>finally! a boring cunt whispering about boring shit! that's exactly what we needed! I've never seen such a wonderful idea carried out so professionally!

what the fuck did you think this whole board is full of if not whispering whores? seriously!




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 No.17068[Reply]

Her wardrobe is teh best

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 No.18527

>>18185

I agree, all she had to do is cover her acne up with make-up and she'd look fine. All this make-up just makes her look off


 No.18529

If you watched her video where she has no makeup and still watch her, you are a cuck. Sorry.


 No.18546

File: 5aab981a67fb910⋯.png (314.5 KB, 375x364, 375:364, bebetter.png)

>>18527

>more makeup

>too much makeup

be better


 No.18552

>>18546

I said all she had to do was cover her acne from a non make-up point.There's more to make-up than just foundation


 No.18561

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>>18552

be butter.




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 No.16660[Reply]

Nice.

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 No.17697

>>17685

Wow, that's very inappropriate. Apologize to her right now.


 No.17752

>>17067

which video is this from?


 No.18300

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 No.18550

File: 8f7007c7e85f7d2⋯.jpg (24.06 KB, 500x518, 250:259, 1445994898627.jpg)

>6 feet tall


 No.18556

>>16785

>tfw all your family is dutch and all guys are 6'+, girls are 5'10" + and you're only 5'8"




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 No.18454[Reply]

Capital ASMR is the best negative asmrtist. Debate me.

Also, new video when?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=upwMULABreo

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 No.18541

>>18539

At the bottom of a flight of stairs in the Canadian wilderness.


 No.18543

>>18540

Bear here, i pushed her down the stairs and mauled her.


 No.18544

>>18543

Stairs here, I helped.


 No.18545

>Be CapitalASMR

>Decide to have a lovely stroll in the Canadian woods with lovely pupper

>Leftie bear smells my ties with shitstain website 4chan and 8chan and starts to growl and snarl questions about homophobia and racism

>Back off

>Bear pushes me around while calling me a fascist

>Fall down stairs

>Bear takes my pup and reeducates them to be liberal

>In my dying breaths I whisper that at least I'm not Softlygaloshes


 No.18551




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 No.17560[Reply]

>your ASMR wifuae are aging

How do you cope with this?

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 No.17857

>>17856

I didn't. Unless you're talking about those japanese vids.


 No.17870

>>17700

>implying she's slavic

That facial structure tells a different story. Judging by that facial structure (note the cheekbones and large head) she's finno-ugric. North-western Russia is finnish clay.


 No.18534

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doing well


 No.18547

WAR


 No.18548

>>18547

The ==War==




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 No.18520[Reply]

she becomes more normie by the minute

 No.18536

>>18520

This caught me by surprise too. I can't blame her for trying to capitalize, though. She has one of the more underrated ASMR channels.


 No.18542

>>18536

mental illness is good for creativity




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