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FAQ - What is ASMR?/asmr/ Discord ServerRulesBoard Log

File: 71adfdb5bc6fef5⋯.jpg (121.81 KB, 760x662, 380:331, april.jpg)

 No.21362[Reply]

create one with your ASMR waifu in it

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 No.21466

>>21465

Gas leak? Autism?


 No.21467

>>21449

It's cute at first, but when you actually have to live with a dumb person the charm wears off. It's attractive because it's a kind of innocence and a connection to the normiesphere that most people on sites like this have lost. But when you get accustomed to being around someone like that, it just becomes annoying and served to remind you of why you became a basement shut-in in the first place.


 No.21468

>>21467

>implying we're much brighter

>implying beggars can be choosers


 No.21469

>>21467

normie out

this is our safe space


 No.21471

>>21468

Definitely not much brighter. I can barely put a coherent sentence together. I think the main difference is just a capacity for critical thought and a general cynicism towards everything. I wish I could go back to living under the illusion. Better to be dumb and happy tbqhwy famalam.




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 No.16609[Reply]

Get well soon Glow-chan!

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 No.21416

>>18897

My man :^)


 No.21418

File: e2ab9b503df5bb8⋯.jpg (15.95 KB, 338x340, 169:170, 1421785155627.jpg)

>>18897

chad scheduling the dick appointment


 No.21450

>>18897

didn't even edit it at all dam


 No.21461

>>18897

wow

fucking unsubbed and uninstalled chrome, seriously fuck this shit


 No.21470

>>18897

>using botnet

i can safe her




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 No.16545[Reply]

The purest waifu has blessed us with two new videos today, praise be.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQe2Y7V-C9bNMAcCJCBvzQQ/videos

why she so perfect bros?

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 No.21246

File: 3df20240448b18d⋯.webm (1.21 MB, 640x640, 1:1, latte_asmr - BMf-MCYDvlm.webm)

latte is a top tier kqt

that is all


 No.21417

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IMPURE WARNING


 No.21431

>>16545

Is it just me or is the ratio of drama to videos posted super low to non existent with Asian creators?

Seems like all the white/hispanic creators are mega whores that create constant drama.


 No.21432

File: 971db6e011d407d⋯.jpg (183.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot0038.jpg)

>>21431

>hispanic

What??


 No.21463

>>21246

literally perfect




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 No.18045[Reply]

wtf I want to breed now

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 No.21444

>>21441

Used to have decent feet, got a handful of compliments. "I don't like feet but yours aren't bad", you know how it is. Then I was homeless for a while and now they're terrible. I'd accept her feet if she accepted mine.


 No.21445

>>21444

>I was homeless for a while

Should've given more footjobs.


 No.21447

>>21442

I need a shot of her soles, then i'll tell you.


 No.21451

>>21441

>>21440

wow this is… something else


 No.21459

>>21172

All her dancing skills are going to take her straight to the pole.




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 No.21394[Reply]

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 No.21408

Why would you stream yourself goofing around in the workplace, sucking on a lollipop as if it were a dick, and commenting unprofessionally about the "really old shit" the business owners keep on the premises? I get that work slows down sometimes, and that everyone slacks off once in a while, but most people do it low-key. Isn't she worried about getting fired? Isn't she worried about someone doxing her and sending the video to her boss? I would have thought it was common sense to not show off so much of your environment. The camera even lingers on a stack of business cards for a moment. This is bizarrely exhibitionist behavior. Weirder still that it's her first upload in a whole year.


 No.21414

>>21408

she;s basically asking to be fired


 No.21424

>>21408

Because you're desperate for attention.


 No.21457

>>21408

The countdown to the GDP episode begins here


 No.21458

>>21408

Its called being an attention whore anon. Everyone on YouTube is one.




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 No.19696[Reply]

Hi, does someone has some photos of Caroline ASMR. I dont think she has an insta, etc. And in my opinion, she is one of the prettiest ASMR girls. Thanks :)

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 No.19756

>>19751

probably not. just everyone saying how amazing the vids are


 No.19771

>>19756

Which they are, by the way. Caroline has her ASMR shit together.


 No.20051

>>19699

A painting of Caroline using a diaphragm as a bong? WTF?


 No.20470

>>19701

/thread


 No.21456

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Congratulations Caroline!




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 No.18144[Reply]

anyone saved her recent video she just removed?

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 No.21326

File: 765d67600bd7733⋯.jpg (18.56 KB, 221x197, 221:197, Capture2.JPG)

The absolute madwoman has gone and done it!

https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d8Qf433MwA

Harley Quinn roleplay when?


 No.21352

File: 7c654319e39e1f0⋯.jpg (19.29 KB, 278x294, 139:147, Capture.JPG)

>>21326

Ummm…


 No.21366

>>21326

this is not even her first banana video…


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 No.21455

>>21326

Shittiest banana video I've seen to date.

kys anon




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 No.19254[Reply]

she's a pizza, she's a pizza, she's a pizza

anons do you have her old GF roleplaying vid? the first one she did.

can you share it pls.

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 No.21435

File: 1158d460eccd7a1⋯.jpg (375.19 KB, 1280x1129, 1280:1129, softlygaloshes_whats_it_li….jpg)

He looks like hormone replacement therapy


 No.21439

>>21435

You'd fuck her boy pussy anon don't lie.


 No.21448

>>19258

>>19259

Except that isn't her.


 No.21453

ol' fubu walmart no style havin ass nigga


 No.21454

You guys are morons if you actually believe any of these tweets aren't fake




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 No.20551[Reply]

So there's this rumor that Heather Feather is a titcow.

Any pictorial evidence of this?

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 No.21430

>>20894

Shes also a dude


 No.21433

>>21430

I sincerely doubt that but even if she was let's break that down mathematically:

Straight porn is 50% gay because half of those involved are male, making you stare at a dude.

You think you'd get around this by watching two girls go at it, making us have 0% guy in it. But it's lesbian porn which wraps around back to it being 100% gay.

Optimally you want to minimize gayness. Best way to do this is watch a shemale fuck a normal girl. A shemale is half of both so it finally breaks down to being a measly 25% gay.

Basically dickgirls allow us to huge the straightest porn possible. If Harley is a dickgirl, I'd still fuck with it.


 No.21434

>>21433

>Those mental gymnastics

You should really just accept your homosexuality anon


 No.21438

>>21433

Straight porn is 50% gay is you are 50% faggot. Simple math.


 No.21452

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big ol,,,Hoss




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 No.21436[Reply]

I never "watch" ASMR videos but with this guy I can't help but be transfixed by his hands. It's a sculptor's hand, strong but capable of sophistication, chiseling.

I want him to mess up my hair and tell me everything is okay. I want to be a good boy.

No homo btw.

 No.21446

surge is pretty damn good




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 No.21357[Reply]

Mentioning a rather taboo ASMR figure considering her desire to withdraw from the community. I used to really enjoy her videos, stopped watching ASMR for a while and when I went looking for her stuff her channel was shut down.

It took me a bit of searching to figure out what happened, and while I do understand her desire not to have her old videos shared around, I really really miss her old adventure roleplay, especially the one with the water nymph.

Does anyone have it? Would you care to upload it to the vola?

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 No.21378

>>21357

what happened to her


 No.21386

>>21378

IRC some viewer found her IRL address and wouldn't stop mailing her stuff, possibly even showing up to her house in person.


 No.21411

>>21374

Aw bro, thanks so much.


 No.21415

uploading the rest of the quest series, but its all I have


 No.21426

>>21415

You are a god amongst men.




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 No.18094[Reply]

why are you so lovely April? :((((

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 No.21403

idk what's more sad, her daily mood or the fact that you guys think she's still a virgin


 No.21406

File: 97c9eb6a1d47297⋯.jpg (198.32 KB, 1062x1600, 531:800, 675cbd3938c2f60285cfcfb7d6….jpg)

>>21031

>>20947

>>21398

>she rolls her eyes back arches her back and tries to close her legs but the chad with the eight inch cock keeps pumping his fat dick in and out of her, she starts moaning so loud the neighbours can hear it. Chad finally cums and April is passed out with his semen slowly dripping from her vagina.


 No.21409

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 No.21413

File: 5768469167ce9f6⋯.jpg (63.24 KB, 460x705, 92:141, taximan.jpg)

>>21400

>She's just some random ho on the internet guys get a grip like holy shit

for you. but for some of us, she isn't.

she's probably one of the sweetest and one of the loveliest girl I ever saw

you'll never understand.

>>21398

>April will never love you

this hurts so fucking bad, man.

these couple of past nights before I fall asleep,

I'd made up vivid fantasies/scenes in my mind of being with her.

she was so sweet and lovely in it.

it's the only way I can cope with that hurtful feel.

>>21403

>idk what's more sad, her daily mood or the fact that you guys think she's still a virgin.

I never think she's still a virgin, and also no one's so deluded here to claim she's still one.

but in my own fantasy world with April, she's was pure, and she's all mine and no one else's

>>21406

NO


 No.21425

>>21406

Good post. This is what a lady like her deserves. Not some fat neckbears slobbering over pictures of her.

She cries. She cries because she doesn't have a nice fat Chad dick in her.




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 No.20673[Reply]

What are your anti-triggers? The sounds that just make you close the video or skip ahead until they're over. I haven't seen a thread like this, so I figured I'd make one.

For me the big one is inaudible whispering. That shit makes me feel like I'm taking crazy pills- really uncomfortable.

Not a big fan of tweezer sounds either, but I just find those annoying.

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 No.21217

>>21210

I tend to avoid any video that has these forced positive phrases


 No.21218

File: 55008fe41ce9f02⋯.png (137.92 KB, 438x438, 1:1, 972051c5bd3e0267cfc0318ab2….png)

>>21210

This and almost exclusively this


 No.21250

Also girlfriend RPs. I want to like them, I really do- but they just make me feel empty inside. Yet every month or two I'll be like "Oh a girlfriend RP; maybe this one wont make my soul shudder!" And yet they always do…


 No.21419

Producing noises too close to the mic so it sounds fucking distorted and crinkly. Calling out you Frivolous Fox. Also pausing while making mouth sounds to make a point about how it isn't sexual. Calling you out again.


 No.21423

Super long disgusting claws. Why any woman thinks this is attractive I will never understand.




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 No.21013[Reply]

Damn, she is so cute!

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 No.21143

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This is her best one so far. I hope she sticks around and learns to turn her phone sideways. Sadly, she probably won't do either. Might want to download these gems while you still can.


 No.21177

>says "anyways" instead of "anyway"

>vertical video

rejected


 No.21385

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New vid! Too bad its not very good ASMR.


 No.21420

Yandere is by far the worst type of asmr cosplay

DEBATE ME


 No.21422

>>21420

not wrong




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 No.16981[Reply]

ASMR waifus r cringe and overrated. Cooking sounds ASMR is pure delightful sounds with cooking knowledge bonus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_zTnRYGM-4

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 No.21343

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 No.21346

wtf is this?


 No.21383

>>16981

As an asmr video, I thought this was awful. However, I am going to make those doughnuts because they look amazing, 10/10 recipe.


 No.21390

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Pure cooking ASMR experience.


 No.21421

>>16981

thanks for this, pretty cool i even got tingles




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