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 No.14093[Reply]

Just took this test, r8 results. Feels good not being some weirdo with fringe political beliefs, too many of these on the internet nowadays.

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 No.17529


 No.17534

>>17529

That seems assburgerish enough.


 No.17535

>>17534

It also has popup help!


 No.17550

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 No.17552

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>>17529

>Centrist

>Religious conservative nativism




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 No.7252[Reply]

Post some interesting bands that are not so well known, but are not complete crap either.

Green Carnation

prog rock band from norway

some songs:

pile of doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxX91GUo95I

dead but dreaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH116uL0mPQ

alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmH8hioAKsc

crushed to dust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex1o4ksU5l4

and 1 hour long concept track, some say it is best of them but it still one hour long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWpwC1p-Ilw

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 No.17383

>>17382

this

ytp were part of my childhood


 No.17384

>>17383

>ytp

now that's an extinct genre, went the way of latin: dead as a form, but remnants of it linger, especially those "X but X is replaced by X" videos


 No.17394

>>17382

I remember newgrounds and z0r, but not this one.

Also, I don't use social media.


 No.17429

This thread deserves regular bumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnaQaKtuSgc


 No.17551

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pajeet mating song




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 No.17202[Reply]

>2017

>not being an ancap

this is why you are a virgin

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 No.17543

From a conservative perspective, National Socialism and Communism are two sides of the same modern ideological coin for believing in the construction of utopia through the destruction of traditional political order and its replacement by a revolutionary vanguard that will centralize all power in its hands and then kill all dissidents and undesirable elements until heaven on Earth is achieved. The belief that everything is justified because utopia is under construction is what makes the 20th century's tyrannies much more violent and morally depraved than what was typically seen in the West.

t. Voegelin

that said, National Socialism's methods and goals are much less destructive than Communism's, and in several aspects, well-intentioned, and therefore a National Socialist state is in all cases preferrable to a Communist one. Fascist and semi-Fascist states that lack National Socialism's autism are even less objectionable.


 No.17544

>>17519

I chuckled.

>>17543

>that said, National Socialism's methods and goals are much less destructive than Communism's, and in several aspects, well-intentioned

How so? Do you mean in principle, or how it was actually executed? Not defending communism, I would actually lean toward your point of view, I just like questioning things.


 No.17546

File: c21f9b5af96d45e⋯.jpg (49.87 KB, 464x700, 116:175, hitler_with_deer.jpg)

>>17544

>How so?

NatSoc is less harmful both in principle and in execution. Firstly, because while its centralized economic structure will lead to stagnation and bureaucratic parasitism in the long run (as is the nature of economic centralization), it is still not as centralized as a communist planned economy and will thus cause much less poverty and starvation on the long run. In addition, communists wish to completely wipe away all tradition and anything that has grown organically over the ages to replace it with sterile and artificial aesthetics and behavior, whereas National Socialist revolutionaries, while still willing to murder and repress reactionaries (see what they did with the House of Wittelsbach and so many slightly dissenting traditionalists), protect and even promote tradition.


 No.17548

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>>17520

>both communism and nazism were imperialistic and militaristic and were restricting freedom


 No.17549

>>17546

>because while its centralized economic structure will lead to stagnation and bureaucratic parasitism in the long run

I cannot speak about Natsoc because im not a specialized in this field but for example when you take Fascist Italy and its corporationism economy is absolutely not centralized.

If you read about it you will know that taxes were quite low and market was pretty open, not really centralized.

If you want to expand on this subject i recommend reading The Economic Foundations of Fascism by Paul Einzig




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 No.9898[Reply]

Bernd, what do you think about Keinbernd games like No Mans Sky?

Do you play video games at all? PC? Console?

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 No.17404

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>>17403

A fox attacked Geekie and torn her apart. Sad day. God fucking damit. She could walk around the home area still that fucking fox get her. I ordered the SJW to build a granite sarcophagus for the brave canine. Probably could have sold her to someone who want to fuck dead dogs. Too late.

Other notable event: killed a warg and made use a patch of land. I cultivated rice (I think this gas the best growth time/crop quantity ratio) healroot and cotton.


 No.17527

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Our guest recovered but didn't joined. So I had to capture her and we will ask her to join until she will like to. Awesome.

Then a dry thunderstorm broke out lighting fire all over the place. No worries tho shortly the rain came.

Built two wind turbine and some batteries to secure continuous power for the fridge. Then I just let the dudes do what's to be done and didn't give them much else.

The tension of alcohol withdrawal caught up with the SJW finally and he had a mental breakdown. He has an assault rifle so I was a bit worried but he just walked around smelling wild flowers and shit.


 No.17528

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Then suddenly: raid.

Two member of the infamous pirate band, The Night Hatchets, attacked us in the hope of plunder and rape. A scary drifter and gruesome merchant.

Half of my army just was having mental breakdown so I press-ganged Compton and the naked nigress.

Meanwhile the lordling recruited our prisoner/guest. Yeepee. She will be our doc.

Then came the attack which our brave boys and gals repelled so fast I didn't even have the time to take screens. Oh well. One of them is ded the other fled. Nice.

But later a doe attacked and she put into medical bed both the SJW and the lordling.

So some faggot hid a spacecraft my colonist can use to escape the planet. It's the other side of the continent. Also why would I do that? It would end the game.

Built a barrack but it will be to small on the long run, and I'm not sure about the wooden walls. When I have enough granite I make them build a larger room with it. It will need to be flashed out a bit too with furnitures of better quality.

Planted corn and potato, but I think rice in itself could do the trick supplemented with a bit of meat.

Recroom will be the next important step.

I'm looking forward to the SJW loosing his addiction. It will be so nice.


 No.17545

Huh, it's actually not as hard as I have thought.

They've made a tutorial and help.


 No.17547

>>15585

Okay I played some again. Short story and no screenshots, because I didnt make much advancements except like 3 provinces and 1 vassal. I had a lot of failures, a lot of loading save games from an old point etc.

Last thing I learned. You don't wan't to claim title Defender of Faith as a small country. You'll constantly get a lot of conflicts (as a catholic in a region where reformation wars are constantly a thing), and also eventually you'll get a call against Ottoman Empire who will rek u hard.

That seems to be a good idea as a big country and are bored. You constantly get a lot of conflict (especially if you can take part in reformation wars), and also eventually a real challenge like Ottoman Empire.




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 No.17368[Reply]

what is your favourite animal that lives in your country? i like fire salamanders most but i have not seen adults so far, only larvas

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 No.17513

>>17506

Your dogs aren't stupid just do dog things. Lots of dogs do the same if not all. Some go there to sniff the hedgehog and prick their nose with the spikes and they learn instantly to stay away. Pain is a great teacher. Other dogs just get angry or don't even sniff just attack and their mouth will be full of wounds. Some learn by that some don't and will continue the hedgehog killing and pay for it every time.

But the hedgehog just does hedgehog things (walking around, eating worms and insects, curling up in danger) so that's ain't the one to fault either.

What you can do is to keep an eye on your dogs what they're doing or train them food discipline. Or both as the latter one is difficult as fuck.


 No.17522

>>17511

post please more of your pics of animals of brazil


 No.17539

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>>17522

Obligatory.


 No.17540

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>>17539

how dare you insult the great and beautiful rogue monkey state of brazil


 No.17542

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>>17540

Yurts are great but not for someone who disturbed by the smell of horse/sheep (the felt has very strong bouquet).

To stay on topic, horses are majestic animals.




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 No.17281[Reply]

if you hate pedophiles after watching this movie it means that you do not know english

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 No.17523

>>17495

i think that it is normal that you perceive your lover as superior


 No.17524

>>17491

ok thx


 No.17526

>>17523

'Normal' in the sense that a significant number of people do that? Or 'normal' as it should be ideal?


 No.17531

>>17523

I don't like your use of lover in that sentence, but anyway love can be between two unequal beeings, like a little kid who sees his parent as superior, or could be between equals, say two friends who don't see themselves as greater than the other.


 No.17537

>>17523

only if you have inferiority complex and you're a beta orbiter




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 No.11229[Reply]

Prologue: Marinette needs extra money for a holidays trip, but no one seems to have enough to help her. She is forced to accept a one-week job at Chloe's house,

as a maid, since the other one got sick. She knew she was going to get teased, but didn't expect what was really coming to her.

-So! You showed up, dear Marinette. Good thing you were puntcual.

-Just give me my chores and let me start working Chloe.

-Well, first, you need a proper uniform, take off your clothes and put on this- Chloe said, handing her a maid attire.

Marinette took it and headed for a room to change.

-What are you doing? Change right now, right here.

Marinette blushed. She didn't want Chloe to see her naked, that was really shameful. On the other hand;don't girls normally see each other naked in changing rooms at

the pool? In a very shy manner, and quickly, she undressed and put on the new uniform.

You look so lovely! Chloe licked one her cheeks. She pretended to freack out, but couldn't help feeling somehow relieved, refreshed.

Marinette's first task was to polish Chloe's collection of boots and shoes. She was forced to keep wearing her maid dress, which made her constanty blush.

-Get on your knees and polish the boots im wearing right now. Demanded Chloe.

she was sitting with legs crossed, right on top of left. As soon as Marinette would start working she would switch again ,and again.

-What a useless servant you are! I think you need a small motivation,you lazy peasant girl.

Chloe pushed Marinette and sat on her belly, facing her. She put her shoes almost on top of her face, landing them softly on her neck.

Chloe's hands crawled, behind her back, onto the tighs of Marinette, and deeper, lower still

>no, stop it Chloe, please!

>Do your job or you're nice body wiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.16153

>>16150

Oh yea you have it now. Arrite.


 No.16612

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I have the matching picture for this threda!


 No.17474

>>16100

you still snobbish about the falklands thing?


 No.17477

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>>17474

Yes. Gibe clay and I'll read all your stories.


 No.17525

>>16612

her pussy looks like hamborgir with ham




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 No.17181[Reply]

what have you eaten for lunch today, bernd?

>greek gyro

>some cheetos

>a sprite to drink

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 No.17271

oh and beer


 No.17289

File: 9a92837aebc83ad⋯.jpg (288.52 KB, 630x385, 18:11, 1629078.jpg)

Cheeky Nando's,.....with the lads.


 No.17327

today i woke up for dinner so no lunch for me today


 No.17518

Prana.


 No.17521

no lunch today because i woke up at 12




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 No.17494[Reply]

what about to talk with normies not to be perceived as a weirdo (as my real self)?

 No.17498

>>17494

idk from my observation normies usually talk bretty weird shit to each other

the difference is more that you'll sound like an outsider because they have different memes


 No.17504

>>17494

From my observations, keinbernds speak about other keinbernd's personal lives 95% of the time, so gossip is where you should focus.


 No.17514

Depends on the normies.

Many of them will talk about stuff they saw on TV like news, but you will come off as an assburger instantly if you try to have a serious discussion on politics or current events.

Some like to talk about personal life broplems, stuff about their families or daily life routine. You could listen and ask questions, but of course if you start telling them about no gf feels you'll get branded a weirdo forever.

Few like to discuss their own hobbies and the media they consume. If you share any interests, it may be quite productive, but most likely they will be into something casual, while you are only into obscure elitist edgy stuff.


 No.17515

tfw I can talk to normies without caring about that problem, and I manage to be perceived only as a half-weirdo


 No.17516

Talk about football and F1 and car repair.

They talk about their work and bitch about their workplace and colleges and bosses and women. They gossip about acquaintances, pals, friends and their woman.

Drink two beers with them and don't really talk about anything at first. Use short and simple sentences, and clear answers when they ask you about anything.

Don't explain things. Don't argue. Just say things like: "maybe you're right" (people love to be right, you too).

Make simple jokes. Don't joke about things that are taken seriously IRL like paedofeelia and papiesz.

They like interesting but simple stories.




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 No.17367[Reply]

do you have any diagnosed mental stuff bernds? i was diagnosed with schizotypal personality disorder and with depression and im taking drugs since many years, in the past i was diagnosed with adhd, dyslexia, dysgraphia, dyscalculia, dysorthographia

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 No.17493

>>17483

putin couldn't handle the bants


 No.17499

I was pretty lost in my life for a while (about 1 year or even more). Talking to my mother and my friend (who had some mental issues himself) they told me that I brobably have depression. I was suprised to hear it from my mother, because I was expecting her to tell me that I'm making some kind of excuse to all my failures I had in recent times. She even wondered if I should go to a specialist because of this, but because of my long lurking history of polish chans I was afraid that it will end in prescription of funny pills that will turn me into some kind of social zombie, so I never tried to go to any doctor.

Thankfully I had enough strenght, and through humility and hard work I managed to straighten my life. I thank the Lord for this because I'm pretty confident I would end my life one way or another by now if I would not defend against it.


 No.17501

>>17483

everything fun is banned in vodkastan


 No.17502

>>17483

>on 8ch

That's your problem. This board is for krautchan refugees.

>>17501

Except vodka. But it's made so expensive, that people drink cleaning fluid and deodorant instead and get poisoned


 No.17509

>>17499

yah sounds like depression




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 No.17489[Reply]

Can we have a liberator thread?

 No.17490

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 No.17496

go on


 No.17497

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File: 3ea33e5a09b49d7⋯.jpg (106.79 KB, 900x900, 1:1, liberator freud.jpg)

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>>17496

ДА ТОВАРИЩ))))


 No.17503

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 No.16829[Reply]

Oh hey, you guys are back in the top 25 again. Have this pic of a Polish vampire loli that drinks Żubrówka out of wine glasses holding a Polandball plushie.

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 No.16960

>>16959

That's very German of you.


 No.16981

>>16953

Maybe it was a Freudian slip because she really wants to be a mother.


 No.17379

>>16960

We use "fatherland" too ("otechestvo" or "otchizna"), but "rodina" (from "rod", meaning "family", "generation", "bloodline") is more common.


 No.17391

>>17379

Funny, "rodina" (or "rodzina") in polish means "family"


 No.17488

>>17379

ród in polish means family, bloodline




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 No.17308[Reply]

Ahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously, what's wrong with Denmark?

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 No.17387

>>17361

I giggled.


 No.17399

>>17361

Where isn't any Semites there cannot be antisemitism.

>>17371

I hated her before it become mainstream.


 No.17401

>>17399

if a jew hates an arab, would it still be anti-semitism or self hatred?


 No.17402

File: dd8b6d4c8c5663a⋯.jpg (77.29 KB, 594x448, 297:224, 2ndholo.jpg)

>>17401

>Jews

>anti-semites


 No.17487

>>17399

>Where isn't any Semites there cannot be antisemitism.

when shakespeare was writing the "merchant of venice" it was antisemitic at these times in uk but no jews then in uk and he reflected that antisemitism in the play "the merchant of venice"




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 No.17002[Reply]

/r/ interesting wikipedia articles and other azburger stuff

i will start

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychology_in_medieval_Islam

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 No.17420

File: bc2fba0637bdb56⋯.jpg (57.36 KB, 970x545, 194:109, giant pyrosome 2.jpg)

File: fc8090ed7b47096⋯.jpg (72.72 KB, 640x480, 4:3, giant pyrosome.jpg)


 No.17438

>>17420

Truly the sea contains the most alien creatures.


 No.17439

File: 751b7aa9071d00d⋯.jpg (53.74 KB, 687x931, 687:931, foto_no_exif.jpg)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

>>17418

i was on sri lanka it was pretty ok


 No.17459

>>17420

Ocean life is so weird.


 No.17484

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 No.16818[Reply]

>tfw american

>tfw you're freedom is better than that of lesser humans (aka euros,japs and the subhumans)

It must be humiliating to have been born in such a state anons, why haven't you committed honor suicide yet?

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 No.17471

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>>17469

Trump is a big guy


 No.17472

>>17471

For Hillary.


 No.17475

File: 172182a01c01cc3⋯.jpg (40.12 KB, 640x480, 4:3, trump bane.jpg)

>>17472

Crashing this country with no survivors.


 No.17480

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