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all russians burn in hell!

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proxypidorashkas are mad, lil


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Are you sure about the 2 years part? Radiation half-life is much more longer then that also it only cuts the radiation dosage in half and not completely with each passing year.

t. keinphysicist.


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But remember, hohol doctors prescribe generous doses of vodka to stave off the effects of radiation poisoning, allowing hohols with extremely high and long-lasting radiation/butthurt doses to survive and perpetuate their butthurt.


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>not posting the webum


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Finally a kc where I don't get b& just for being finnish.

Should I start raiding this assburger board today or tomorrow?

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at least they have a normal word for kangaroo unlike their Slavic neighbours




袋鼠 dàishǔ – pouch-rat



I didn't know it came from zengő. I don't like zongora but zengő is a beautiful sounding world. The meaning of the word is perfectly reflected by how it's sound. Unless you listen the google translator's vocal thingy because that's just horrible.


>steel zither

Not bad.



Why would anyone call the magnifier wolf?


That's Nap. That is it's name. Lowercase nap = day.

>love, szerelem, szeretet

I've always found silly other languages doesn't differentiate the two. When you say 'I love you!' to your parents how do they know you don't want to put your penis in them?


We should call itt erszényes-ugrabugráló (something like 'pouched-hippihopper' I guess).



>I've always found silly other languages doesn't differentiate the two. When you say 'I love you!' to your parents how do they know you don't want to put your penis in them?

Well Slovene does...




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/r/ interesting wikipedia articles and other azburger stuff

i will start


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Yes. I had only one volume but a classmate had several, so I read them. Pretty good if you ask me.

I've only saw the movie with the big nosed people and the hot Italian milf but not any cartoons.



Oh and there were shorter comics maybe episodes of a longer story not in standalone comic books but in umm 'comic compilations'.




In Belgium everyone knows them. My dad had (and still has) all the comics. The comics were respected for being absolutely kc tire, it's representation of the history was correct.

btw The comics released >1980 are absolute shit and you should avoid them at all cost.


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russia should step up their orthodox game and celebrate new year on january 14 just like the serbs at least here in slovenia :^)





vatnik pls

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The great mene series of the summer continues.

I present


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Such cases. What can I say? I'm a creative guy.


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this one probably needs explanation




Yeah, it does but it doesn't matter it's good.

I thought about this >>6829 but I dunno how to make it look like a dugong. It would be weird. Weirder than now.



this is my personal favorite



I wasn't sure about the minimalistic white background. But too much stuff going on with the orange letters and red leaf so... Also what else could be there an acceptable background anyway?

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I checked the catalog and I noticed we didn't talked about books yet.

Do you read books, Bernd? What do you read nowadays? What was the last thing you've read? What did you find enjoyable/unsatisfactory? What kind of genre you read? Scientific or literature? Fantasy or science-fiction? Etc.

I read picrel nowadays. In English of course. I find it meh. Some good, some bad, some ugly. What I really don't like is the female characters. I only see two types in these books:

1. they are überpeople, clever, beautiful, resilient, persistent, responsible, clear headed etc.

2. grey stage props, they're just there to show the heroes are heroic

Not one 'real' woman.

While it's not earth shattering I'm really interested in how the story unfolds itself.

Previously I read the Guerrillas in The Mist by Bob Newman. A bit of story a bit of manual (nothing really specific, mostly common sense stuff). Quite good, I got the feel I should read Mao's book in this topic.

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Now that's kc tire book all right.

What did you like about that particular one?



protips for herping



Oh, yeah. I remember that from the hobbies thread.

How do you herp by the way? Are you go hiking and search for snakes, frogs and lizards? Then observe them and take notes? Do you own a terrarium?



*Do you go hiking...

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Bernd, what do you think about Keinbernd games like No Mans Sky?

Do you play video games at all? PC? Console?

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PS4 Bernd >>13526 here.

Have accumulated a dozen games in the meantime and played so much, that I almost forgot about this site.

My new favorites are the two games pic related.

Japanese video games are great!



Sadly no. Too busy for that. Also last time I checked I couldn't make Vicky 2 to work on wine and I lost interest.


>Japanese video games are great!

I dunno about that.



>I dunno about that.

I meant:

>exfoliate your onions

by that.


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chegged :---DDDDD



ebin ged :DDD

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why among so called refugees there are no women and children, only young men? :^)

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fuck me, i have a hard time remembering ww2 names



>>russia comes in to save poland from the nazis

Thats not how it was

CCCP casus beli was "saving the ethnic minorities after the fall of polish state"



yeah i should have put "save" in quotation marks



well some people say they know god



Yes some peeps would say that. But how would they know something infinite both in time and space when their existence is negligible both in time and space in comparison? We don't even have the mind to comprehend it.

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Guys I'm seriously worried about the future of this site. Hotwheels has abandoned us (and might be dead for all we know). Josh gave up. Codemonkey has clearly stopped caring. Jim never really cared in the first place. How long can we go on like this? I have nowhere to go if 8chan dies.

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8/kc/ > 8/int/ tbh



Make /kc/ even greater then.


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To be honest I am still impressed there are still some smaller custom boards at 8chan that are still somewhat active even if they are on life support. 8chan only has a fraction of former 4chan users which obviously means lower activity. A few months ago there was a heavy shilling going on involving endchan and 8chan.pl which had limited and on those 2 sites there is even much less activity going on, checking the /pol/ and /v/ threads at endchan there is still some much older threads visible which by 8chan activity standard would be gone already.

If 8chan for some reason is going to suffer a similar faith what 4chan has then it might be the end for the era of imageboards as too many users are or they are going to quit with shitposting on imageboards and are probably going to find a alternative for that.

The future is bretty grim for imageboards.



We are just very autistic



Such autism is converted into energy and is what keeps KC's servers running

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В начале года на генеральной ассамблее О ОН, куда входит и россия, единогласно было принято решение о праздновании дня гомосексуализма по всей планете. Российской делегацией было выдвинуто предложение праздновать этот день двадцать третьего февраля, чтобы не делать у себя лишний выходной. Таким образом было проголосовано, что двадцать третьего февраля по всей планете, отныне и навсегда, будут праздновать день гомосексуальных отношений. В этот день все сторонники нетрадиционных ориентаций могут открыто выражать свои чувства и склонять на свою сторону тех кто ещё не познал однополой любви. Знайте, если двадцать третьего февраля увидите весёлые празднующие компании однополых людей - это гомосексуалисты. И чем громче их гулянья тем сильнее их желание совратить вас на свою сторону. В этот день по законам всего мира, гомосексуалистам разрешено приставать ко всем с сексуальными домагательствами - так они выражают свои права. Русские гомосексуалисты будут приставать к вам прикрываясь любовью к россии, на самом деле принуждая вас выполнять их утехи. Они будут спрашивать вас служили ли вы, были ли вы рабом в их неестественных игрищах. Служить на жаргоне геев означает быть пассивным участником коитуса. Ни в коем случае не отмечайте двадцать третье февраля, не принимайте алкоголь, иначе в пьяном угаре сами не заметите как оказались в компании гомосексуалистов, играющих в военных. В этот день вас могут безнаказанно изнасиловать и посадить на бутылку под патриотические песни о любви к россии. Каждый второй русский гей болен спидом и гепатитом. Выход один - не хочешь служить у гомосексуалистов и быть пассивным геем - не отмечай двадцать третье февраля - всемирный день сексуальных меньшинств. Охраняйте свой тыл от русских геев-патриотов, иначе спид неизбежен! Скажи нет русскому спиду! Не отмечай двадцать третье февраля!

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how do you know he is ukrainian?



newfag pls


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about blyadniks stealing his clay.



If you keep up the good work, one day we'll promote you to Austria.


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Goddamit. There's a pic with said gopnik.


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How about a Slovene?



I dunno. I rarely have to put thought in the Slovenes. If I think about our Southron neighbours they are Croats or Serbs most of the time.



blyadniks are everywhere tbh


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Hallo Bernds.

Anyone here likes chink movies? Or super long epic battle movies in general? Or just likes to waste time shitposting in good company?

I'm hosting movies on Saturday. We're watching Red Cliff (directed by John Woo); the long version which is about four and a half hours. There's epic battles, kung fu fighting, contemplative scenes and general eastern wisdoms. Stuff is based on one of the most important battles in Chinese history that set the stage for Three Kingdoms era after the fall of Han dynasty.

I'm based at 76chan, look for the movie thread in /h/ (we had /tv/ before but admin decided it doesn't get posted enough and pruned it, fucking faggot), but I'll probably answer questions in this thread as well.


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Yeah I did. Besides asking a couple other /int/s, /his/ (when I started with streams two years ago one of the /his/torians used to come to them, after I stopped for a while he ran it for /his/ for a while before I returned), sometimes other boards with a theme related to the film being shown, finalchan, and /mu/ at their autistic rage festival playings (submitted quite some music for that), I got the feeling that people simply aren't interested.



I think lots of people interested in such things generally but compared to the whole population it's just a small percentage. We are too few here to gather enough people. Probably we all have our reasons to skip, I have mine for sure. Several.

Too bad.



well in any case if people don't know what to do you're welcome in https://cytu.be/r/khantube

I'm gonna find something to watch if people show up probably



I cannot bear the music. lel


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Is this board just a big joke? It says "serious discussion only" but 95% of the content is shitposting. Explain yourselves!

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I shitpost to escape reality

Come and fight me pastaman


I thought it was an ylilainen parody of KC at first


Maybe you just don't fit here, francesco.


When I do post, I aspire to be as kc teir as possible, as much of the time as possible. I take absolute pride in being kc teir, and I wish that everyone in real life was kc teir.


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Your a model citizen of Kansas City.

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>K.u.K. when?

To answer this question... Gott Erhalte Franz den Kaiser, Unser guten Kaiser Franz...

There's a Habsburg fanboy on KC - maybe the other Hungarian here is one too or the same I dunno - I'm really not. Maybe one day I'll tell it why. Nevertheless I don't want the Monarchy back and I don't really see a chance for this became true.

A union between the two republics and maybe with the other successor states and Polan on the other hand is an interesting idea. In this Central-Eastern part of Europe countries are too weak by themselves we need some form of cooperation or we will be the victims of other countries expanding from the west/east/south. Maybe after the fall of the EU we will create something similar to the late A-H Empire. For this we need to respect each other's national identity and keep these intact also we need some kind of connationalism or whatnot we have the historical background for it for sure.

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so writing

>descendants have to put some work to deserve it too

you ment that they sometimes have to simply defend themselves and their ruling?



Zhào Zhèng 趙政 was the first Emperor though (皇帝 huángdì); Zhōu 周 dynasty at the time of controlling the Plains still used the King title (王 wáng)

More interesting thing about him though is that he issued a decree that the 1st personal pronoun can only be used by him to refer to himself. Nobody else was allowed to say "I/me", only him. There was an extensive system of titles used to refer to yourself depending on positions of the speaker and the addressed.



Chinese history can be summed up in one sentences: death of millions



Not really.

Like that Yang dude. He should have planned that war on Korea more carefully or avoid it.

It needs some work for a person to be at least somewhat shrewd and strong willed and fit. Actually to know self and correct our shortcomings or at least balance them or counter them is a giant fucking work.




1. turmoil

2. Hero enters, hero wins

3. foundation of a new dynasty

4. reforms (centralization, land, tax, army)

5. golden age of the dynasty

6. mistakes, deformation (land amassed in a few hands, tax disappears in the coffers of the governors/nobility, army melts away and weakens, decentralization)

7. turmoil

rinse, repeat

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Вольная Ингрия - последний шанс жить нормально для людей живущих на европейской части россии. Это шанс построить европейскую страну которая будет заботится о своих гражданах. Ингрия будет иметь общие границы с европейскими странами и сможет в будущем присоединиться к свободной европе, когда свинороссия утонет в крови гражданской войны. Страна Ингрия должна отсоединится от современной пидорассии в границах ленинградской области. Это земля древнего европейского народа Ижора, чью культуру и язык нужно возродить и развивать. Потом на эту землю пришёл бесноватый петя раз со своим сифилисом и всё засрал русским духом. Настала пора отобрать эту землю у русских свиней и построить нормальное общество. Столицей Ингрии будет город Невоград, бывший санкт-пидорбург. В этом городе больше не будет моста кадырова и никого не посадят на бутылку. Это ваш последний шанс. Все нормальные люди с европейской части роиссии должны ехать в Невоград, устроить там геноцид ватных свиней и построить новую страну для будущего своих детей. Если вы хотите жить как человек - стройте вольную Ингрию. Объединяйтесь в группы, общины, создавайте альтернативные органы власти. Добывайте оружие, деньги и средства связи, чтобы в нужный момент взять власть в свои руки. Повторяю, если вы нормальный человек, странным образом родившийся на россии - это ваш последний шанс. Гражданская война на россии будет ужасным кровавым геноцидом. Спастись нормальным людям можно только в Вольной Ингрии. Или вас ждёт бутылка в жопе и безымянная могила. Нормальных людей на россии как раз хватит чтобы отстоять одну область с Невоградом. Москвабад обречён, Ингрию и Невоград ещё можно спасти. Не ждём, а готовимся! Все в Ингрию и готовим независимость. Ингрия будет свободной! Смерть свинорусской империи - психотронной тюрьме! Наше дело правое! Победа будет за нами! Слава Вольной Ингрии!

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nazbols are kremlin jew gay puppies


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Respect the serb.


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Look what I found. Looks a bit like it, but it's made especially for Hungarian.




Looks nice. Very calligraphic.

You can find the old Hungarian alphabet on too on omniglot. Much later protestant clerics - I think - created a handwritten version of it and used as a cypher to exchange letters without the Habspergergs knowing what's up.

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